Good day to you, I am positive you are bouncing.Its another fantastic day, interestingly a day that is filled with non-poignant atmospheres. I just got this inspiration and I felt I should share with you all... Its all about some odd feelings, yes feelings that are funny where you take another clear glance at it...
Am going to share some of these feelings and you are to add some you had felt before via the comment box..we shall call them "scenarios"..
* Scenario 1- You are with your spouse (boyfriend or girlfriend or husband or wife or man-man or woman-woman, whichever), and you fart those very slow and silent ones, lols, kai.."You go just BONE wella"...
* Scenario 2- You hop into a bus,(this one don do me before), and you sit next to an Angel, kai, you immediately arrange yourself well, so as to perform some "speech wonders", you even pay the supposed Angel's fare, only for you to discover that her boyfriend was behind you...*Lobata*...
*Scenario 3- You call your girlfriend and unknown to you her father was the one that picked the call, after all the appraisal the Man says " I will Kill you, idiot", lols...see better "gbobe"
* Scenario 4- You call your boyfriend, and a girl picks his phone, annoyed you just broke up with him, only to discover that the girl was his voice mail...*kai mumu tinz*..
*Scenario 5- You dey form say you fit swim(this one happened to my paddy), all eyes were on you to discover your skill, only for you to bounce into the water and your boxers begin float on top the water...*Kai see free porn* lols...
*Scenario 6- you were "toasting" a girl, telling her you don't have a girl friend, the girl has accepted, she held your hands and you guys turned to begin a walk together " your first love step,abi*, only for you to see your fiancee coming ahead..#Kai, all this bad players, What type of these..lols...
*Scenario 7- that funny odd feeling when you suddenly check you pockets, where you had kept your phone and you could not find it there...Kai, and na expensive phone o, brotherly, you go just turn deaf and dumb..
*Scenario 8- That foolish/odd facial expression you carry when you open the phone you bought only to discover say na "fufu" dey inside..*who you wan cry to now*...
*Scenario 9- That odd feeling you get, when you dey inside church, during prayer session, you "china" phone ring out...Kai, you turn 2Pac shap shap for church, "All eyes on you"...
* Scenario 10- That very odd feeling when you are very hungry, and every one around you had gotten food in the party, then the usher tells you "Oga, food don finish o"....Kai, see the foolish smile wey u go smile na....
Hehehehehe......am still laughing aloud my people..yes, these are odd feelings but they happen around us daily... You can add yours below on the comment box... Don't keep the Laugh.. Share to others too....#TatafoEfon
Am going to share some of these feelings and you are to add some you had felt before via the comment box..we shall call them "scenarios"..
* Scenario 1- You are with your spouse (boyfriend or girlfriend or husband or wife or man-man or woman-woman, whichever), and you fart those very slow and silent ones, lols, kai.."You go just BONE wella"...
* Scenario 2- You hop into a bus,(this one don do me before), and you sit next to an Angel, kai, you immediately arrange yourself well, so as to perform some "speech wonders", you even pay the supposed Angel's fare, only for you to discover that her boyfriend was behind you...*Lobata*...
*Scenario 3- You call your girlfriend and unknown to you her father was the one that picked the call, after all the appraisal the Man says " I will Kill you, idiot", lols...see better "gbobe"
* Scenario 4- You call your boyfriend, and a girl picks his phone, annoyed you just broke up with him, only to discover that the girl was his voice mail...*kai mumu tinz*..
*Scenario 5- You dey form say you fit swim(this one happened to my paddy), all eyes were on you to discover your skill, only for you to bounce into the water and your boxers begin float on top the water...*Kai see free porn* lols...
*Scenario 6- you were "toasting" a girl, telling her you don't have a girl friend, the girl has accepted, she held your hands and you guys turned to begin a walk together " your first love step,abi*, only for you to see your fiancee coming ahead..#Kai, all this bad players, What type of these..lols...
*Scenario 7- that funny odd feeling when you suddenly check you pockets, where you had kept your phone and you could not find it there...Kai, and na expensive phone o, brotherly, you go just turn deaf and dumb..
*Scenario 8- That foolish/odd facial expression you carry when you open the phone you bought only to discover say na "fufu" dey inside..*who you wan cry to now*...
*Scenario 9- That odd feeling you get, when you dey inside church, during prayer session, you "china" phone ring out...Kai, you turn 2Pac shap shap for church, "All eyes on you"...
* Scenario 10- That very odd feeling when you are very hungry, and every one around you had gotten food in the party, then the usher tells you "Oga, food don finish o"....Kai, see the foolish smile wey u go smile na....
Hehehehehe......am still laughing aloud my people..yes, these are odd feelings but they happen around us daily... You can add yours below on the comment box... Don't keep the Laugh.. Share to others too....#TatafoEfon
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